Wednesday, January 26, 2011

#9. Churches that sound like...churches

If your church is named something like "Holy Trinity" or something biblical like that, then you're so 90s. Get with the program, dude.

We like churches that sound like a clothing store you find at the local mall. We go for things like, "The Meet" or "The Wall," or "Revolution." Also, anything that sounds like what could be a drink from Starbucks is accepted. "The Flood," for instance.

All I'm saying is, what happened to biblical sounding churches?

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