#5. CNN

Doesn't CNN stand for Communist National Network? No? Well it certainly should. At least that's how we see it. Anything CNN says must be screened against whatever Fox news reporters have to say. And how can we trust Anderson Cooper with that perfectly white hair? There's no way he can keep that hair so white without any demonic powers. There's something going on there.

What do you think of CNN? Can it be trusted? And if you say it can be, then please explain Cooper's hair.