Tuesday, March 8, 2011

#38. Not knowing what to do during online church

I'm not a big fan on online church. First of all, because you'll certainly lack the benefits and fellowship of community. And second of all, because there are no written protocols on how to behave.

If you are an avid supporter of online church, then I have some questions for you.

1-When the worship leader asks everyone to stand up, do you also get up from your bed?

2-Is surfing the Internet in a different tab, as you watch the sermon, a sin?

3-When they bow their head in prayer, is it okay for you to grab some Doritos?

4-When asked to say hi to the person next to you, do you pretend there's someone else in your house?

5-If you don't like their selection of worship songs, can you mute the video and use some from your iTunes library?

Oh, there are so many questions! Are you a supporter of online church? Or, do you have any questions for such supporters?

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