#69. Share if you love Jesus

Christians are one of the most superstitious group of people in the world. It's sad because we believe in a very real and awesome God, but for some reason, if we don't forward an email we think we'll have seven years of bad luck.

Now that Facebook has taken over emails, you see those superstitious posts all over it, such as:

"Hit 'Like" for Jesus, or ignore this, but you will see who has the last say when the day of judgment arrives."

"Share for Jesus. Nothing will happen if you don't, except that he may not share with you on the last day."

Really? I don't think our eternal destiny relies on a Facebook status. So, please just stop the nonsense. No, you don't have to repost, share, or like to prove anything. And if you feel the need to prove something, then you better check your heart.

With all that said, you should totally share this on Facebook.

#68. Your anointed friend

Have you ever met someone who overused the word "anointed?"

Examples:

"That preaching was anointed."

"That preacher was anointed."

"That preacher preaching was anointed."

You get the idea.

I knew a guy once who told me that a certain girl had a crush on him because of how anointed he was. Years later, that guy is still the only single one in the whole group of friends. Maybe he needs more anointment.